Woman Overhears And Live Tweets Terrible First Date

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mattstaff
Jan 16, 2020 1:00 AM EST

She really dodged a bullet on this one. We'll always turn back and give this classic live tweet another read through. Sounds like the precious and self-involved reader liked the sound of his own voice too much, to consider anything that his date was saying. 

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    Text - Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Watching a couple on what appears to be a terrible first coffee date at the table next to me. Dude is every precious self- involved writer. 4:12 PM - 3 Jul 2015 - Toronto, Ontario, Canada * 267 t7 154 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault "I'm writing a screenplay. It's about this guy who never really feels like he fits in. Like he's just different" 4:13 PM - 3 Jul 2015 - Toronto, Ontario, Canada * 178 t7 121 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault "Peo
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    Text - Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault "Writing is really hard. People don't know that. It involves a lot of introspection, a lot of wrestling with your own demons." 4:19 PM - 3 Jul 2015 - Toronto, Ontario, Canada * 150 母110 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault He's now complaining about the "body" of the coffee, telling her he knows a place that doesn't over-roast their beans. 4:26 PM - 3 Jul 2015 - Toronto, Ontario, Canada * 154 t7 97 Note to self, don't ever date a writer. Anne Thériau
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    Text - Anne Theriault Y Follow @anne_theriault "A lot of my friends are having kids but I don't know," *self- conscious laugh* "I can barely take care of myself let alone a baby." 4:43 PM - 3 Jul 2015 - Toronto, Ontario, Canada * 88 17 61 Anne Thériault V Follow @anne_theriault OH NO NOW HE'S TALKING ABOUT HOW HIS FEAR OFE HAVING CHILDREN STEMS FROM HIS DADDY ISSUES AND I CANNOT 4:45 PM - 3 Jul 2015 - Toronto, Ontario, Canada * 154 17 84 Anne Thériault V Follow @anne_theriault Girl has a look of
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    Text - Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Girl: "yeah, she's, uh, worried she left her stove on. she's in a meeting and can't go home. I'd better go check for her." 4:53 PM - 3 Jul 2015 - Toronto, Ontario, Canada * 213 17 87 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Dude: do you want to go and come back? Girl: It's pretty far. Maybe we can do this again next week? I'll text you. OUT THE DOOR LIKE A SHOT 4:58 PM - 3 Jul 2015 * 315 17 95 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault He just opened his lapt
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